Day two of what I like to now call, ‘Vomit Soup Diet’. Day two consists of as much Vomit soup as you want as well as as much vegetables as you want, with a baked potato for dinner (woo hoo! – note the sarcasm).
I’ve had headaches all day. They’re not headaches that’ll go away if you drink water (I drank 2.5 litres just at work today), I took panadol, I thought it might’ve been caffeine withdrawals – I had coffee (with milk) and the headaches have persisted all day.
Oh and let’s not get me started on my bowel movements. I’ve had a stomachache all day, and I’ve been constantly running to the toilet to do twos, ones, and a combitnation of air twos (use your imagination – I really don’t want to have to explain what they are).
After two days of this thing, and me feeling hungry, yawning all day, stomach aches, terrible gas, and this headache – the worse part, I really don’t think I can do it anymore. I’m pouring the vomit soup down the drain – where it belongs and to hell with the fact that I bought $14.99 beans to make it! Give me Okonomiyakis anyday! They’re cabbage-y and they’re tasty!!
Here’s a new New Year’s Resolution – no more detoxes!! If these headaches mean that your body is trying to ‘flush’ out toxins, then keep them in there, cos there’s noooooo way that my body will ever be ‘toxin’ free – I love fried things, butter, sugar, cheese, cream blah blah blah way too much to ever be without it.
Hmm…I might flush the soup down the toilet, that’d be more appropriate, don’t you think?